So guys, this is your competition.

Here's a short little blog for you of some of the openers I've gotten. Gentleman, most of you have some work to do. But, I know you have it in you.

[AG=App Guy]


Seriously? Ouch.


This guy's got it. Now that's what I am talking about.

This guy made me laugh and got to meet me in real life:


He started off okayyyy, but clearly he didn't read Can I get your number?

I mean, how do I even respond to this one? Thanks for the head's up?

I just don't know what inspired this opener.

I don't know where this guy came up with this one either. Like, why?

The future of dating apps?

This dude needed some schooling. Probably best to use the term MILF with more caution, or like NEVER.

And, speaking of children...

And finally, just please don't:

Ah, at least sometimes they made me crack myself up.

Do you have a go-to opener? Tell me your best and worst ones you've read/used in the comments!

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  1. It is good to have a reminder about the ways NOT to talk to a woman. Wow I can't believe they thought it MIGHT work

    1. I don't even know what some of these guys are actually attempting to accomplish.

  2. I definitely got a chuckle out of these. The S&M one was pretty good. I love how smart you are with your responses.

    1. Oh, I am glad! Thanks Kasey! Yeah, that S&M one cracked me up but I think the spanking one if my favorite.

  3. Very funny! I feel Shane for all these man.. like I use to say espantamujeres

    1. Espantamujers es muy buena descripciĆ³n!

    2. So far this week I got a winning lottery ticket and I matched with you. How is your week going?

      I have never actually used that one because I never get matches. I say this because JLo has been into self deprecating humor lately !

    3. Oh man, Rob Driver, that makes me sad. You have never gotten matches? If you haven't just know you are not alone. There are so many people I know of who haven't.


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